I've watched The Price is Right for as long as I can remember. Therefore, I consider myself knowlegable in
the field of Bob Barker. Although he seems an amicable game show host, when one looks further into his nature it is realized
that he is a cold hearted, sordid being who's mere purpose for existance is to spread his preachings and ideals and brainwash
the minds of young and impressionable youth, ultimately taking over the world. Let me explain:
1. Let us first look
at his name. His name is Robert, yet he goes by "Bob." This is an obvious attempt to gain trust and respect from younger viewers.
Using the principle of numerology, the letters of his name add up to the following: 2+15+2+2+1+18+11+5+18. The sum of these
is 74. 7 corresponds with G and 4 with D. Here we see he is subliminally brainwashing viewers to believe he is, infact, God.
As we know, Shwa is God. Conflict arises in that many people, apparently, hate Shwa, leaving them open to accept a new God
figure. Bob Barker.
2. Now we shall analyze his seemingly good willed preaching: Have your pets spayed or neutered.
Seems harmless enough, make your pets infertile and control the pet population. What he doesn't tell you is his ultimate plan
to eliminate animals altogether. "Why?" you ask. It is all part of his masterplan to destroy the human race, however he will
stat on a smaller scale, leaving humans to believe they are to blame for the animals extinction. This guilt leads to vulnerability,
opening the population up to the exploits of Bob Barker.
3. Rod Roddy is Barker's sidekick, the Jordan Kovnot of Shwa
if you will. We can observe him as a serpent figure of the Garden of Eden. He tempts the audience and contestants with spectacular
prizes that can be won by guessing the correct price or playing games like Plinko There are 3 B's in Barker's name and 3 D's
in Roddy's name amd using our numerology code, BD would be 24. There are 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not.