Come back to my place so I can give you a lovely parting gift.
9. Baby, you're the next contestant in the game of love.
The next item up for bid is in my pants!
7. How'd you like a years supply of Turtle Wax?
6. I've made thousands
of women scream and jump up and down.
5. Please have dinner with me. I'm a very lonely man.
4. Maybe it'll be
easier for you to guess the price of the waterbed if we test it out first.
3. Have another sip of that 99-cent malt
liquor, take off those 30-dollar shoes and let's get it on!
2. Don't worry--I've been neutered.
1. Come on down.