10. Come back to my place so I can give you a lovely parting gift.

9. Baby, you're the next contestant in the game of love.

8. The next item up for bid is in my pants!

7. How'd you like a years supply of Turtle Wax?

6. I've made thousands of women scream and jump up and down.

5. Please have dinner with me. I'm a very lonely man.

4. Maybe it'll be easier for you to guess the price of the waterbed if we test it out first.

3. Have another sip of that 99-cent malt liquor, take off those 30-dollar shoes and let's get it on!

2. Don't worry--I've been neutered.

1. Come on down.